And now a VERY Funy blonde joke:
I would just like to note that these jokes are always about DYED blondes not real blondes!
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she easesthe car over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming Traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies toapproaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicleyelling, "What is Going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" replies the woman, calmly."Well, what in the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here bythe road?!?!" questioned the Officer.
"Helllllooooo," she replied, "those are my emergency flashers!"